January 2011
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December 2010
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I need friends.
My plan for new years? Dress up and get drunk by myself. Jimmy has to work at 6am the next day so he’ll be in bed and I don’t really know enough people in town to go out.
FAIL. :[
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Anonymous asked: You didn't actually expect anything here, did you?
Anonymous asked: You didn't actually expect anything here, did you?
I'll be bored all morning tomorrow, ask some... →
babysitting my boyfriend’s 4 month old nephew, needless to say he doesn’t do a whole lot outside of his sleep-eat-pee-poop schedule.
I’ll probably get to dress him for the day in something possibly matching my outfit… but that won’t take long so ask away, dear followers!
aaaaaahaha jimmy is talking about his nephew wearing all white
“what is he in a fuckin baby boy band”
then he starts to sing a backstreet boys song… i’m dying here.
Yearly Christmas breakdown... GO!
I’ve spent all day feeling anxious and frantic, like I’ve left out something really important.
I didn’t buy or make ANYTHING for my brothers. Jimmy asked me if I was sure, yeah I’m positive. Oh My Fucking God. I’m skipping Christmas completely next year. Hibernating or spending all of December getting so drunk I can’t function.
Something productive.
:(
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Oh my poor tummy!
I’ve felt sick for the last few days… I was ok earlier and did a little bit of a workout but now I’m all pukey-feeling :(
(That sat, un-posted, in my little blackberry-tumblr for days! Poor post. And poor dull winter skin! That scrub is just scrubby enough to help with the dullness!)
My skin has been awful lately, but I’ve started to use some anti-aging stuff in my routine and it looks like it helps? I have Ponds towlettes for removing makeup (they’re soft and leave my eyes clean without tugging), stridex pads for the T-zone, then a light Lancome moisturizer for the dry parts… I’ve been doing this whenever I wear a full face of makeup (about every-other...
bbones:
i fucking love mayo. i could eat spoonfuls of it. if you think its gross, well fuck you! ill put that shit all over my turkey subs and eat with my mouth open @ u.
My boyfriend eats straight up mayo sandwiches sometimes. His very favorite is bologna and a shitload of mayo with sour cream and onion chips on white. GAG.
Also
When I asked Dog, the Bounty Hunter if they had any official merch he DMed (the 2nd time!)me his website. I’m trying to trick him into sending something signed that I could frame for Jimmy who LOVES the show. We’re such rednecks but it’s at least a fun reality show and not a dating contest.
Uhh
So Dog the Bounty Hunter legit just DMed me a single word on Twitter. I will frame it on my wall somehow!
He’s looking for Randy Quaid…
Everything good in the world has collided for what I hope is either Cousin Eddie’s Bounty N’ Bait shop, or the best Dog episode EVER.
bbones:
theres so many people on tumblr i find intimidating. like, if i met them in real life, i wouldnt know what i would do because i’d think they’d find me extremely lame. they just seem so cool on their blogs you know? hahaha…but people have said the same thing about me and i’m the most least intimidating person ever. i’m more shy than anything else. i guess people are just so much more...
This soy candle
Smells delicious like fresh-baked cinnamon rolls. NOM.
sick
i will be curling up in a ball and sleeping for another 8 hours, please and thanks…
my poor mama sounded like crap on the phone yesterday, i’m going to check on her and hopefully she’s alive-awake-alert-enthusiastic today and not all scratchy-sounding and blahhh
I am queen.: I was an abused child. →
misfittoys:
regazzadilupo:
Do you want to know why this Facebook meme makes me so angry?
I was one of those children. One of those thousands of children, at the mercy of an adult. Unable to stop the abuse, too afraid to say a word to anyone about it, because of course, no one would believe you, and if…
Exactly! Thank you! Posting your favorite childhood cartoon doesn’t do shit! DONATE-...
